Heathcliff goes into an alley way and meets Riff Raff for the first time. "So, now we meet. It has been a long time. Are you ready to be my business partner, Riff Raff?", asks Heathcliff. "Yeah, just don't play no games. Me and my boys are all about business, you hear.", replies Riff Raff. "The same goes for you guys as well.", says Heathcliff. "Are you ready to open the suitcase, Heathcliff?", asks Riff Raff. "You're darn straight I am.", says Heathcliff. Heathcliff opens it and sees 50 pounds of pure Peruvian catnip. "We'll make millions off this shit, Heathcliff!", says Riff Raff with a sly smile.
So Riff Raff gets Mungo, Hector, and Wordsworth to start selling the shit around town. Everything is going great and the cats are getting filthy rich. Heathcliff buys all kinds of toys for Iggy and his three nephews. He buys a diamond collar for his girlfriend Sonia. They enjoy big nights on the town. Riff Raff is out getting drunk and doing smack with Cleo.
Heathcliff receives a phone call one day. "Meet me at this fish store outside of town.", says the unknown voice. Heathcliff agrees. He goes to the fish store and out of a limo comes Garfield. "What the hell do you want?", Heathcliff asks. "Hey, I'm not here to fight with you, I wanna help you.", says Garfield. "Let us put the past behind us and forget that rivalry bullshit. I have some info you might want.", says Garfield. "Alright, you lazy prick, what you got?", says Heathcliff.
"Your associate Riff Raff sold this cat I know named Nermal some bad shit. It's cut with Oleander leaves. Nermal will have to be on a ventilator the rest of his life, not that I really care. However, after I found this out, I went and spied on Riff Raff and his gang. Apparently, they are running a "side business" leaving you out of the loop on about half of the cat nip deals. They are laundering the money through the junk yard sales. They give the guy running it a few bucks and he says nothing.", says Garfield.
"That son of a bitch! I knew I couldn't trust him.", yells Heathcliff. So then Garfield takes Heathcliff to the junkyard to see what Riff Raff and his gang are doing. Heathcliff now knows that it is true. "If you need any help, I'm a phone call away, but I don't come cheap.", says Garfield with a sarcastic smile. "I don't need your help, Garfield. I can handle my own business, thank you.", says an irritated Heathcliff.
So then, Heathcliff goes home and he finds Hector standing in Iggy's room. "Your little owner is safe, so our his grandparents, and your nephews. Whether they stay that way is up to you. Right?", says Hector. "Wrong", says Heathcliff as he blows a hole into Hector's head with a shotgun.
Heathcliff runs over and grabs Sonia. "They got my family and they are gonna kill them if I don't get to them fast enough.", says Heathcliff in a panic. They drive over to the junk yard and see Wordsworth and Mungo. They pull out their guns and get into the car as they spot Heathcliff and Sonia. They chase Heathcliff and Sonia for a few miles. Wordsworth flips the car over and Heathcliff runs into a telephone pole. Mungo is dead as when the car flipped over it shaved the top half of his body off of him. Wordsworth was thrown from the car and was injured. Heathcliff picks him up and hangs him by his hands over the side of the cliff, "You remember Wordsworth when I promised to kill you last?, says Heathcliff. "That's right, Heathcliff, you did.", says Wordsworth. "I lied.", says Heathcliff as he drops him over the cliff.
So then Heathcliff goes and finds Riff Raff's hidden location where he has taken his family. Reluctantly, he calls Garfield up. "Alright, you orange prick, I'll pay you to help me.", says Heathcliff. "I'm talking a lifetime supply of lasagna here.", says Garfield. "Whatever, I just want my family back.", says Heathcliff.
Garfield, Odie, Heathcliff, and Sonia go into the compound loaded with all kinds of weapons. They kill hundreds of inbred alley cats. Garfield meets up with Cleo and they have a big claw fight. Cleo messes up Garfield badly, but then Garfield gets her in the neck with his sharpest claw. "Goodbye, bitch.", yells Garfield.
They find Grandma, Grandpa, and Heathcliff's three nephews in a room. However, Iggy has ran into the basement away from Riff Raff. Riff Raff catches him and he screams for Heathcliff. Heathcliff peaks around the corner and gets shot in the right front paw. He then confronts Riff Raff, "Put down that chicken-shit gun. Let the boy go. I'm only three legs, you can beat me.", says Heathcliff. "I don't need the stupid kid, I don't need the stupid gun.", yells Riff Raff.
He drops the gun and goes after Heathcliff. There is a lot of fighting and Riff Raff gets electrocuted. Apparently, electrocution motivates someone to fight and he then kicks Heathcliff's ass. Heathcliff then impales him with a scratching post and says, "Scratch your heart out, Riff Raff." As Heathcliff leaves with his family, Garfield tells him, "Until the next time." "No chance." says Heathcliff.
News reporter says, "Today, Heathcliff the cat was indicting on 12 counts of involuntary catslaughter, 2 counts of trafficking and trading catnip cut with poisonous Oleander leaves."
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